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ABOUT HEAVY STROKES
GOLF GEAR THAT WORKS, WITH A JOKE ON IT
Heavy Strokes is a veteran co-owned US golf brand making accessories with a joke printed on them — waffle-weave microfiber bag towels, rope and camo hats, divot tools and ball markers. The gear works first and the joke comes second: the towels actually clear grooves, the hats actually cut glare. Towels run $27.99–$30.99, everything ships from the US, and nothing here costs more than $50.
What we make
| Collection | What's in it | Price | Start here if |
|---|---|---|---|
| Funny Golf Towels | Waffle-weave microfiber bag towels, carabiner clip | $27.99 – $30.99 | You play wet courses, or you're buying a gift and know nothing else |
| Golf Hats for Men | Rope, camo and performance caps, velcro adjustable | $27.99 – $39 | You want sun cover and something that works off the course too |
| Golf Accessories | Divot tools, ball markers, bag gear | $10 – $16.99 | You're filling gaps in a bag that's already sorted |
| Golf Gifts | Curated across all three — nothing needs a size | Under $50 | You're buying for a golfer and don't want to guess wrong |
Who started it
Two of us were out playing a round when the conversation turned into a complaint: every golf brand takes itself far too seriously, and most of the funny stuff you can actually buy is cheap — thin towels, prints that crack, hats that lose their shape in a season. So the idea was a brand that did both. Genuinely funny, and built well enough to still be in the bag years later.
We called the third partner while he was at work. He has a background in product development and logistics and the same sick sense of humour, and we asked if he wanted to help bring it to life. He was in immediately. After that the concepts started flowing and Heavy Strokes turned into what it is now — hats, towels and accessories made with top manufacturing plants and high-quality materials, for golfers who don't take life too seriously.. One real story with one real detail. Not "we believe golf should be fun."]. Read the full story on the about page.
— Everything funny we found was junk, and everything good was boring. We didn't think that was a hard problem to fix. co-owners, Heavy Strokes
What "designed in the USA" means here
We design and print in the United States — the artwork, the print and the finishing. That is a claim about the work we do here, not a claim that every raw component is US-milled. If you want to know exactly where a given item is made, ask us and we will tell you: . We would rather answer that question straight than let a badge do the talking.
Frequently asked questions
What is Heavy Strokes?
Heavy Strokes is a veteran co-owned US golf accessories brand. We make printed microfiber golf towels, golf hats, and small course accessories like divot tools and ball markers. The premise is golf gear with a joke on it that still works as equipment — waffle-weave microfiber with a carabiner clip, not novelty items that fall apart after three rounds.
Is Heavy Strokes a real company?
Yes. We are a US-registered business selling direct from heavystrokes.com. You can reach a human at info@heavystrokes.com or on 720-295-5084, and our shipping, returns, privacy and terms pages are all published and current. If you are weighing up a small store you have not bought from before, those are the right things to check — a contact number that connects and a returns policy that actually says something.
What does "veteran founded" mean here?
Veteran co-owned. There are three of us, and one served in the Army. We say co-owned rather than veteran-founded because that is the accurate version, and we would rather be straight about it than stretch it into a marketing angle.
Where do you ship from, and how long does it take?
Everything ships from the US. Orders go out within 48 hours, and same business day if you order before 1:00 PM. Full details are on the shipping policy page page, and if you need something by a particular date before a tournament or a birthday, email us and we will tell you honestly whether it will make it.
What if I don't like it?
Return it within 30 days and we will refund it. Full terms are on the refund policy page. On a gift, it is worth knowing that towels and accessories are the two things nobody needs to try on — which is most of the reason we sell them.
Are your products made in the USA?
The base materials are milled in the United States, and the design, printing and finishing are done here too. We deliberately do not say "Made in USA" without qualification, because under FTC rules that phrase means a product is all or virtually all made here, and misusing it carries real penalties. If US sourcing matters to you, email us and ask about a specific item.
Do you do bulk or tournament orders?
yes: minimum quantity, lead time, whether you can print a club or company logo, and who to email.
If I only buy one thing, what should it be?
A bag towel. It gets used on more or less every hole, it needs no sizing, and a printed one gets noticed by the other three people in the group. If you are buying for yourself and you already have a towel you like, a divot tool with a magnetic ball marker in the handle is the next most useful thing you can carry.
Designed in the USA · Veteran co-owned · Ships from the US · Free shipping over $91! ·
At Heavy Strokes, we redefine golf apparel by marrying timeless retro charm with unapologetic energy, encouraging bold self-expression on every fairway.
HIGH QUALITY DISTINCTION
High-quality fabrics meet retro designs for a unique and expressive golf experience
Let customers speak for us
Great golf hat with a fun design
Really like this hat. Fits well and design is even better in person, and the “Cart Path Casualty” theme gets plenty of laughs on the course.
Mike
