"Beers Over Birdies" Funny Golf Towel

The "Beers Over Birdies" golf towel is a 16" x 24" microfiber bag towel with a carabiner clip, printed with a retro sunset, palm trees and a beer bottle. It absorbs water fast, lifts dirt and grass out of clubface grooves, and clips to a golf bag, push cart or cart rail. $27.99.

Specs

Why it works on the course

Microfiber does two jobs a cotton towel does badly. It pulls water off a wet grip immediately, and its fibres lift grit out of the grooves instead of smearing it across the face. On a wet morning round that is the difference between a clean strike and a flier that comes up twenty yards short.

At 16" x 24" there is enough surface to keep a dry section going for all 18. Fold it over the bag strap and you get four usable faces instead of one soaked rag by the turn.

The carabiner is the part most people underrate. Grommet-and-hook towels work loose on a bumpy cart path and end up on the fairway two holes back. A carabiner clips shut and stays shut — which is why every Heavy Strokes towel ships with one instead of a grommet.

Then there is the front of it. The retro sunset print — palm trees, a cold bottle, and a scoring philosophy nobody needs explained — reads clearly from across the tee box, and it lands with the group before you have taken the head cover off. It is still a fully functional bag towel long after the joke has done its work.

Who it's for

Weekend golfers who play for the company as much as the card, and want a bag towel that actually works while it does the talking. It is also one of the safer golf gifts going: no sizing, no fitting and no brand loyalty to get wrong. Popular as a tournament tee gift, a scramble prize, a golf-trip pickup and a Father's Day gift for a golfer who already owns everything.

Frequently asked questions

What size is this golf towel?
16" x 24", the standard bag-towel size. Folded over a bag strap it gives you four usable faces, which is enough dry surface for a full 18 holes.

How do I wash a microfiber golf towel?
Machine wash cold and tumble dry low. Skip the fabric softener — it coats the microfiber fibres and kills the absorbency that makes the towel work. Wash every few rounds, more often if you play wet.

Does it come with a clip?
Yes. Every Heavy Strokes towel ships with a carabiner clip that attaches to a golf bag, push cart or cart rail. A carabiner stays shut on a bumpy cart path, which a grommet-and-hook towel often does not.

Is this a good gift for a golfer?
It is one of the safer golf gifts — no sizing, no fitting and no brand preference to get wrong — and every golfer uses a bag towel every single round. It works as a tournament prize, a scramble giveaway or a golf-trip gift.

Shipping & returns

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