{"product_id":"beers-over-birdies-funny-golf-towel","title":"\"Beers Over Birdies\" Funny Golf Towel","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe \"Beers Over Birdies\" golf towel is a 16\" x 24\" microfiber bag towel with a carabiner clip, printed with a retro sunset, palm trees and a beer bottle. It absorbs water fast, lifts dirt and grass out of clubface grooves, and clips to a golf bag, push cart or cart rail. $27.99.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSpecs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e16\" x 24\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eMicrofiber\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAttachment\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eCarabiner clip — fits golf bag, push cart or cart rail\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrint\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eRetro sunset with palm trees and beer bottle\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eMachine wash cold, tumble dry low, no fabric softener\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrice\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$27.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy it works on the course\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMicrofiber does two jobs a cotton towel does badly. It pulls water off a wet grip immediately, and its fibres lift grit out of the grooves instead of smearing it across the face. On a wet morning round that is the difference between a clean strike and a flier that comes up twenty yards short.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAt 16\" x 24\" there is enough surface to keep a dry section going for all 18. Fold it over the bag strap and you get four usable faces instead of one soaked rag by the turn.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe carabiner is the part most people underrate. Grommet-and-hook towels work loose on a bumpy cart path and end up on the fairway two holes back. A carabiner clips shut and stays shut — which is why every Heavy Strokes towel ships with one instead of a grommet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThen there is the front of it. The retro sunset print — palm trees, a cold bottle, and a scoring philosophy nobody needs explained — reads clearly from across the tee box, and it lands with the group before you have taken the head cover off. It is still a fully functional bag towel long after the joke has done its work.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWeekend golfers who play for the company as much as the card, and want a bag towel that actually works while it does the talking. It is also one of the safer golf gifts going: no sizing, no fitting and no brand loyalty to get wrong. Popular as a tournament tee gift, a scramble prize, a golf-trip pickup and a Father's Day gift for a golfer who already owns everything.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFrequently asked questions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat size is this golf towel?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e16\" x 24\", the standard bag-towel size. Folded over a bag strap it gives you four usable faces, which is enough dry surface for a full 18 holes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow do I wash a microfiber golf towel?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMachine wash cold and tumble dry low. Skip the fabric softener — it coats the microfiber fibres and kills the absorbency that makes the towel work. Wash every few rounds, more often if you play wet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it come with a clip?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. Every Heavy Strokes towel ships with a carabiner clip that attaches to a golf bag, push cart or cart rail. A carabiner stays shut on a bumpy cart path, which a grommet-and-hook towel often does not.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good gift for a golfer?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt is one of the safer golf gifts — no sizing, no fitting and no brand preference to get wrong — and every golfer uses a bag towel every single round. It works as a tournament prize, a scramble giveaway or a golf-trip gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eShipping \u0026amp; returns\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFree U.S. shipping on orders over $91 — see the \u003ca href=\"\/policies\/shipping-policy\"\u003eshipping policy\u003c\/a\u003e for current delivery windows\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eQuestions? 720-295-5084 · info@heavystrokes.com\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBrowse the full range of \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-golf-towels\"\u003efunny golf towels\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Heavy Strokes","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47996634431662,"sku":null,"price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0753\/4300\/3822\/files\/Beers_Over_Birdies_funny_golf_towel_with_retro_sunset_palm_trees_and_beer_bottle_design_by_Heavy_Strokes.webp?v=1787211983","url":"https:\/\/www.heavystrokes.com\/products\/beers-over-birdies-funny-golf-towel","provider":"Heavy Strokes","version":"1.0","type":"link"}