{"title":"Featured Products","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"balls-in-the-palms-golf-hat-for-men","title":"\"Balls In The Palms\" Golf Hat","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe \"Balls In The Palms\" golf hat is a one-size-fits-all men's golf cap with a sunset-gradient print and silhouetted palm trees, a sewn Heavy Strokes patch, embroidered wording, laser-drilled crown vents, a contrast under-brim and an adjustable velcro closure. $39.00.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003eHeavy Strokes \u003c\/span\u003eGolf Hat Specs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFit\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eOne size fits all, adjustable\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eClosure\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eVelcro strap\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrint\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eSunset gradient with silhouetted palm trees\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUnder-brim\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eContrast\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eVenting\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eLaser-drilled holes through the crown\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBranding\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eSewn patch with embroidered wording\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWater resistance\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eWater-resistant finish\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrice\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$39.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe Top of Your Head Takes the Most Sun on a Golf Course\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA golf hat is a style item that happens to do the most important job in your bag.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGolf ranks among the highest-UV-exposure sports there is — data from the Tokyo 2020 Games put it second among outdoor competitions. Dosimeter studies of golfers found the vertex, the very top of the head, receives the highest UV dose of any body area during play. And an Australian health survey found golfers 2.4 times more likely to report a history of skin cancer than the general population.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRounds run three to four hours, usually through the middle of the day. Wearing a hat is already the most common sun-protective step golfers take — around 69% do it, ahead of sunscreen at 66%.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBeing straight about what this hat does and doesn't do.\u003c\/strong\u003e A structured cap covers the crown and scalp, which is the highest-dose area, and the brim shades the face. It does not cover your ears or the back of your neck, and this hat carries no stated UPF rating — so treat it as coverage, not as certified UV-protective apparel. Dermatologists recommend a broad-brimmed hat, sunglasses, and broad-spectrum SPF 30+ reapplied through the round. A cap is a good start and not the whole answer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat's a more useful thing to know than anything we could tell you about island vibes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy a Gradient Print Is Harder Than It Looks\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA sunset gradient is the most demanding graphic in the Heavy Strokes range. Embroidery can't do it — thread renders flat colour blocks and needs roughly half-inch strokes to read cleanly, so a smooth colour transition across a curved crown is outside what stitching can hold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat's why the wording is embroidered and the artwork isn't. Thread is stitched into the fabric with no ink layer to crack, which is why hats and jackets are almost always embroidered — so the text, which has to still look right in three seasons, is stitched. The gradient gets printed, because printing is the only method that resolves it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe palm silhouettes are doing the same job as the contrast under-brim: high-contrast shapes against a graduated background stay legible at distance and survive being folded, clipped and worn damp.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho It Suits — and Who to Give It To\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGolfers who play coastal or resort courses, or who want their bag to look like a vacation regardless of where they actually play. It's the loudest hat in the range and the least tied to a joke — the palm print reads as a design rather than a punchline, which makes it the easiest one to wear at a club that raises an eyebrow at novelty headwear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAs a gift it clears the hardest hurdle in golf apparel: no sizing. One size and an adjustable strap means you don't need to know a hat size, which is the single reason most people avoid buying headwear for someone else. It's the natural pick for a golf trip, a bachelor party, a Father's Day gift or anyone heading somewhere warm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eBalls In The Palms Golf Hat FAQs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat size is this hat?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOne size fits all, with an adjustable velcro strap at the back. There is no size to choose.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this hat protect against the sun?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt covers the crown and scalp, which is where golfers take the highest UV dose, and the brim shades the face. It carries no stated UPF rating and doesn't cover your ears or the back of your neck, so use it alongside broad-spectrum SPF 30+ rather than instead of it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this hat waterproof?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt has a water-resistant finish, which sheds light rain and spills. It is not a waterproof hat — sustained heavy rain will get through, as it will with any unlined cap.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design printed or embroidered?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBoth. The sunset gradient artwork is printed, because a smooth colour transition is outside what thread can render. The Heavy Strokes wording is embroidered, so it won't crack or fade.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a snapback?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. It closes with an adjustable velcro strap, which adjusts continuously rather than in the fixed steps a plastic snapback allows.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eShipping, Returns \u0026amp; Contact\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFree U.S. shipping on orders over $91 — see the \u003ca href=\"\/policies\/shipping-policy\"\u003eshipping policy\u003c\/a\u003e for current delivery windows\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReturns accepted per the \u003ca href=\"\/policies\/refund-policy\"\u003erefund policy\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eQuestions? 720-295-5084 · info@heavystrokes.com\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBrowse all \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/golf-hats-for-men\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(255, 19, 147);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003egolf hats for men\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e, or pair it with a \u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(246, 14, 142);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-golf-towels\" style=\"color: rgb(246, 14, 142);\"\u003efunny golf towel\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Heavy Strokes","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47933131554990,"sku":null,"price":39.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0753\/4300\/3822\/files\/Balls_in_the_Palms_golf_hat_for_men_shown_from_the_front_side_back_and_under-brim.webp?v=1787235945"},{"product_id":"tactical-tee-time-golf-hat-for-men","title":"\"Tactical Tee Time\" Camo Golf Hat","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe \"Tactical Tee Time\" camo golf hat is a one-size-fits-all men's golf cap in a dark camouflage pattern, with a sewn Heavy Strokes logo patch, laser-drilled vent holes through the crown, a contrast under-brim and an adjustable velcro closure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCamo Golf Hat Specs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFit\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eOne size fits all, adjustable\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eClosure\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eVelcro strap\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePattern\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDark camouflage\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUnder-brim\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eContrast\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eVenting\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eLaser-drilled holes through the crown\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBranding\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eSewn patch with embroidered wording\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWater resistance\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eWater-resistant finish\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrice\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$39.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eLaser-Drilled Vents vs a Mesh Back Panel\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eVentilation on a hat is not a marketing feature. It's the mechanism that lets your head cool itself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour scalp sheds heat mainly through sweat evaporation, and evaporation needs moving air. Cover the head and you create a warm pocket between scalp and fabric where that air stops moving — heat accumulates and sweat rate climbs. Occupational-health research on ventilated versus non-ventilated safety headgear found sweat rate roughly 1.2 times higher in the non-ventilated version, and ventilated designs better at keeping workers in thermal balance. A golf round is four hours in the sun. The same physics applies.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMost caps solve this with a mesh back panel. It works, but it costs you two things: the pattern stops dead at the panel seam, and open mesh collects grass, dust and cart-path grit that you can never fully wash out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLaser-drilled holes take a different route. The vents are perforated straight through the crown fabric, so air moves without interrupting the material. On a camo pattern that matters more than on a plain cap — the point of camouflage is a continuous, broken-up field, and a mesh panel cuts it in half.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOne honest limit:\u003c\/strong\u003e drilled perforations move less total air than a full mesh panel. If you play in genuine desert heat and breathability beats everything else, a mesh-back cap will be cooler. This is the better trade for most conditions, not for all of them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eBuilt to Still Look Right in Three Seasons\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe logo is a sewn patch rather than a glued or heat-pressed one, and the wording is embroidered rather than printed. Thread is stitched into the fabric instead of sitting on top of it, so there's no ink layer to crack — which is why hats and jackets are almost always embroidered rather than printed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat matters more on golf headwear than on most apparel. A golf hat gets worn wet, dried on a car seat, and washed more often than the rest of your kit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe closure is a velcro strap. It adjusts continuously rather than in the seven or eight fixed steps a plastic snapback allows, so it sets where your head actually is instead of one notch too tight — and it spreads pressure across a wider band over four hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho It Suits — and Who to Give It To\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGolfers who spend a fair amount of each round in the trees and would rather own the joke. Camo also does something no other pattern in the range does: it goes with essentially everything, and it hides a season of wear better than any solid colour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAs a gift it clears the hardest hurdle in golf apparel — no sizing. One size and an adjustable strap means you don't need to know a hat size, which is the single reason most people avoid buying headwear for someone else. It works as a birthday present, a Father's Day gift, a golf-trip gift or a foursome giveaway, and it's the safest pick in the range for someone who also hunts or fishes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCamo Golf Hat FAQs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat size is this hat?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOne size fits all, with an adjustable velcro strap at the back. There is no size to choose.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this hat waterproof?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt has a water-resistant finish, which sheds light rain and spills. It is not a waterproof hat — sustained heavy rain will get through, as it will with any unlined cap.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow do laser-drilled vents compare to a mesh back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDrilled holes perforate the crown fabric itself, so air moves without a seam breaking up the pattern, and they don't trap grass and dust the way open mesh does. A full mesh panel moves more total air, so in extreme heat mesh is cooler — drilled vents are the better all-round trade.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the logo printed?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. It's a sewn patch with embroidered wording. Thread doesn't crack or fade the way surface ink does, which is why hats are usually embroidered.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a real tactical or military-issue hat?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. It's a golf hat in a camouflage pattern — the name is a joke about time spent looking for balls in the trees.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eShipping, Returns \u0026amp; Contact\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFree U.S. shipping on orders over $91 — see the \u003ca href=\"\/policies\/shipping-policy\"\u003eshipping policy\u003c\/a\u003e for current delivery windows\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReturns accepted per the \u003ca href=\"\/policies\/refund-policy\"\u003erefund policy\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eQuestions? 720-295-5084 · info@heavystrokes.com\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBrowse all \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/golf-hats-for-men\"\u003egolf hats for men\u003c\/a\u003e, or pair it with a \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-golf-towels\"\u003efunny golf towel\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Heavy Strokes","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47936243761326,"sku":null,"price":39.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0753\/4300\/3822\/files\/Tactical_Tee_Time_camo_golf_hat_for_men_shown_from_the_front_side_back_and_under-brim.webp?v=1787230357"},{"product_id":"cart-path-casualty-golf-hat-for-men","title":"\"Cart Path Casualty\" Golf Hat","description":"\n\u003cp\u003eThe \"Cart Path Casualty\" golf hat is a one-size-fits-all men's golf cap with a black crown, screen-printed artwork of a golf cart going into a pond, neon orange rope detailing, a high-visibility neon orange under-brim, laser-drilled vents and an adjustable velcro closure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eGolf Hat Specs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFit\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eOne size fits all, adjustable\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eClosure\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eVelcro strap\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCrown\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eBlack\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFront artwork\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eScreen-printed\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWording\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eEmbroidered\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBrim\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNeon orange rope detailing\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUnder-brim\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eHigh-visibility neon orange\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eVenting\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eLaser-drilled holes\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWater resistance\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eWater-resistant finish\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrice\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$39.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy the Artwork Is Printed and the Wording Is Stitched\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis hat uses two decoration methods, and that isn't a compromise — it's the right call for each element.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEmbroidery is more durable, full stop. Thread is stitched into the fabric rather than sitting on top of it, so there is no ink layer to break down. Quality embroidery routinely survives 200-plus wash cycles, which is why hats, polos and jackets are almost always embroidered. That is the correct choice for the Heavy Strokes wording, which needs to still look right in three seasons.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eScreen printing works differently. Ink sits on the fabric surface, which makes it more exposed to heat, friction and washing — properly cured plastisol generally holds up somewhere in the range of 80 to 150 washes before fading or cracking starts to show, and cheap ink fails far sooner. What printing buys you is detail. Screen printing holds strokes down to roughly 0.2 inches, where embroidery needs about half an inch and an inch of text height to read cleanly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA cart nose-down in a pond is a detailed illustration. Stitched, it would lose the detail that makes it funny. 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It's a design choice, and on a bright dry day a solid dark under-brim is easier on the eyes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhat you get instead is the loudest version of the contrast under-brim that runs across the range — the detail nobody sees until you tip the hat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe vents are laser-drilled through the crown rather than being a mesh back panel, which keeps the black continuous instead of stopping it at a seam, and doesn't collect dust the way open mesh does. The velcro strap adjusts continuously rather than in the seven or eight fixed steps a plastic snapback gives you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho It Suits — and Who to Give It To\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGolfers whose best rounds are remembered for what went wrong. 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It is not a waterproof hat — sustained heavy rain or submersion will get through, as it will with any unlined cap.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the printed design crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA properly cured screen print typically holds up through many dozens of washes. To get the most out of it, wash cold and inside out and avoid a hot dryer — heat is what makes print ink brittle. The Heavy Strokes wording is embroidered rather than printed, so it won't fade at all.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy is the artwork printed instead of embroidered?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDetail. Screen printing resolves fine lines that embroidery can't — stitching needs roughly half-inch strokes to read cleanly. A cart sinking in a pond has more detail than thread can hold, so it's printed, while the text is stitched.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colour is the under-brim?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHigh-visibility neon orange, matching the rope detailing on the brim.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eShipping, Returns \u0026amp; Contact\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFree U.S. shipping on orders over $91 — see the \u003ca href=\"\/policies\/shipping-policy\"\u003eshipping policy\u003c\/a\u003e for current delivery windows\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReturns accepted per the \u003ca href=\"\/policies\/refund-policy\"\u003erefund policy\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eQuestions? 720-295-5084 · info@heavystrokes.com\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBrowse all \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/golf-hats-for-men\"\u003egolf hats for men\u003c\/a\u003e, or pair it with a \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-golf-towels\"\u003efunny golf towel\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Heavy Strokes","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47936420380846,"sku":null,"price":39.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0753\/4300\/3822\/files\/Cart_Path_Casualty_golf_hat_for_men_shown_from_the_front_side_back_and_underbill.webp?v=1787229910"},{"product_id":"green-jacket-reject-golf-hat-for-men","title":"\"Green Jacket Reject\" Funny Golf Hat","description":"\u003cdiv translate=\"no\" dir=\"auto\" class=\"ProseMirror markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full min-h-6 break-words focus:outline-none writing-block-editor-disabled writing-block-open-link-mode\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGreen Jacket Reject Golf Hat \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003eis\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan\u003e a fresh take on classic golf style inspired by the iconic azaleas and championship atmosphere that signal the arrival of golf's most anticipated season. Featuring a rich championship-green crown, premium rope detail, and a vibrant azalea-patterned underbill, this hat blends timeless golf tradition with the unapologetic personality that defines Heavy Strokes. Whether you're chasing birdies, chasing daylight, or simply chasing another cold beer after the round, the Green Jacket Reject golf hat delivers a look that's equal parts sophisticated and fun. It's a hat designed for golfers who love the game, respect its traditions, and fully embrace the fact that they're probably not getting fitted for a green jacket anytime soon.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBuilt for comfort on the course and style everywhere else, the Green Jacket Reject golf hat combines lightweight performance materials with breathable construction for all-day wear. The hidden azalea print creates a unique pop of color every time you tip your hat, while the signature Heavy Strokes logo reminds everyone that you're here to swing hard and enjoy the ride. Perfect for golfers searching for premium golf hats, azalea golf apparel, spring golf accessories, golf lifestyle brands, and unique golf gifts for men, this hat captures the excitement of tournament season and the laid-back culture of weekend golf. From the first tee to the 19th hole, the Green Jacket Reject golf hat is built for players who may never win a major but always win the post-round storytelling contest.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eGreen Golf Hat Specs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFit\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eOne size fits all, adjustable\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eClosure\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eVelcro strap\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCrown\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDeep green\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBrim\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eRope detailing\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUnder-brim\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eContrast floral print\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eVenting\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eLaser-drilled holes\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBranding\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eSewn patch with embroidered wording\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWater resistance\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eWater-resistant finish\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrice\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$39.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe Under-Brim Is a Real Design Decision, Not Just a Colour\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMost people never think about the underside of a brim. Hat makers have thought about it for a century.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBaseball caps carried kelly green under the brim for decades because green was believed to cut glare for players in daylight and under lights. New Era moved to grey, then switched to black in 2007 on the same reasoning — dark, matte surfaces absorb light instead of bouncing it back up into your eyes. It's the same principle behind eye black: a low-reflectance surface below the eyeline means less scattered light to squint through.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis hat's under-brim is a floral print rather than flat black, and it's worth being straight about the trade. A printed under-brim is a decorative choice. If your priority is maximum glare control on a bright, dry course, a solid dark under-brim does that job better.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhat you get instead is the detail nobody sees until you tip your hat — which is precisely the point of a contrast under-brim, and why it's become a signature across the Heavy Strokes range rather than a one-off.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eBuilt Like a Hat You'll Still Own in Three Seasons\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe patch is sewn on rather than glued, and the wording is embroidered rather than printed. Both matter more on golf headwear than on most apparel, because a golf hat gets worn wet, dried in a car, and washed more often than the rest of your kit. Printing cracks under that. Embroidery doesn't.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe vents are laser-drilled through the crown fabric rather than being a mesh back panel. Drilled holes move air without stopping the fabric at a seam, and they don't trap grass and dust the way open mesh does — which keeps the green looking green rather than grey by mid-season.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe closure is a velcro strap. It adjusts continuously instead of in the seven or eight fixed steps a plastic snapback gives you, so it settles where your head actually is, and it spreads pressure across a wider band over four hours on the course.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho It Suits — and Who to Give It To\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGolfers who like a clean, traditional-looking green cap and are entirely at peace with never being handed a trophy for it. The joke is self-deprecating, which makes it a far easier gift than a novelty item aimed at someone else.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAs golf apparel goes it's close to risk-free to give: one size, adjustable strap, no need to know a hat size — which is the single reason most people avoid buying headwear for someone else. Works for a birthday, Father's Day, a spring golf trip or a foursome gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eGolf Hat FAQs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat size is this hat?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOne size fits all, with an adjustable velcro strap at the back. There is no size to choose.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this hat waterproof?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt has a water-resistant finish, which sheds light rain and spills. It is not a waterproof hat — sustained heavy rain will eventually get through, as it will with any unlined cap.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's on the under-brim?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eA contrast floral print. It's the detail that shows when you tip the hat, and it's a design feature across the Heavy Strokes range.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes a dark under-brim actually reduce glare?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThat's the reasoning behind it. Baseball caps used kelly green under the brim for decades, then grey, then black from 2007 — dark matte surfaces absorb light rather than reflecting it up into your eyes. A printed under-brim like this one trades some of that for the design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the logo printed?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. It's a sewn patch with embroidered wording, both of which outlast printing on a hat that gets worn wet and washed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eShipping, Returns \u0026amp; Contact\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFree U.S. shipping on orders over $91 — see the \u003ca href=\"\/policies\/shipping-policy\"\u003eshipping policy\u003c\/a\u003e for current delivery windows\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReturns accepted per the \u003ca href=\"\/policies\/refund-policy\"\u003erefund policy\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eQuestions? 720-295-5084 · info@heavystrokes.com\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBrowse all \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/golf-hats-for-men\"\u003egolf hats for men\u003c\/a\u003e, or pair it with a \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-golf-towels\"\u003efunny golf towel\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Heavy Strokes","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47936428409006,"sku":null,"price":39.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0753\/4300\/3822\/files\/Green_Jacket_Reject_golf_hat_for_men_shown_from_the_front_side_back_and_underbill.webp?v=1787227293"},{"product_id":"the-plaid-intentions-golf-hat-for-men","title":"\"Plaid Intentions\" Golf Hat","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe \"Plaid Intentions\" golf hat is a one-size-fits-all men's golf cap in a green, black and white argyle pattern, with rope detailing across the brim, a sewn Heavy Strokes patch, laser-drilled vent holes, a contrast under-brim and an adjustable velcro closure. $39.00.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePlaid Intentions Golf Hat Specs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFit\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eOne size fits all, adjustable\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eClosure\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eVelcro strap\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePattern\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eGreen, black and white argyle\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBrim\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eRope detailing, contrast under-brim\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eVenting\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eLaser-drilled holes\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBranding\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eSewn patch with embroidered wording\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWater resistance\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eWater-resistant finish\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrice\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$39.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eArgyle Has Been on Golf Courses for a Century\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe pattern is argyle, and it is not a decorative accident. It derives from the tartan of Clan Campbell of Argyll in western Scotland, worn on kilts and in the patterned \"tartan hose\" of Highlanders since at least the 17th century. Knitting turned the woven grid into the interlocking diamonds with diagonal overcheck lines we recognise now.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt reached golf in the 1920s. Pringle of Scotland commercialised the knitwear, the Duke of Windsor wore it on the course, and the pattern went from clan marker to golf-course staple in about a decade. Payne Stewart made it his signature on tour decades later.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne point of pedantry the name plays with: argyle and plaid are not the same thing. Plaid — tartan — is woven from crossing horizontal and vertical stripes. Argyle is the knitted diamond-and-overcheck design that grew out of it. Both are Scottish, and this hat is the second one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGreen, black and white keeps it closer to the heritage palette than to the neon end of modern golf apparel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eOne Size, and Why the Closure Type Matters\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne-size-fits-all is a claim that lives or dies on the closure. This hat uses a velcro strap, which is the reason it works across head sizes rather than fitting a narrow band of them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlastic snapback closures adjust in fixed increments — usually seven or eight positions — so your actual head size lands between two of them and you pick the one that's slightly too tight. Velcro is continuous. You set it where it fits, not where the plastic lets you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt also sits flatter. A plastic strap leaves a row of pressure points across the back of the head over four hours, and it traps heat where the plastic contacts skin. Anyone who shaves their head has opinions about this. Velcro spreads the load across a wider band and doesn't hold heat the same way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe rest of the build is the same reasoning applied elsewhere: the patch is sewn rather than glued, the wording is embroidered rather than printed, and the vents are laser-drilled through the fabric rather than being a mesh panel — which keeps the pattern continuous across the crown instead of stopping it at a seam.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho It Suits — and Who to Give It To\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGolfers who like the traditional side of golf style but would rather not look like they're trying to join a club. Argyle reads as heritage without reading as costume, and green-black-white goes with most of what people actually wear on a course.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAs a gift it clears the hardest hurdle in golf apparel: no sizing. One size and an adjustable strap means you don't need to know a hat size, which is the reason most people avoid buying headwear for someone else. It works for a birthday, Father's Day, a golf-trip gift or a member-guest weekend.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eGolf Hat FAQs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat size is this hat?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOne size fits all, with an adjustable velcro strap at the back. There is no size to choose.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this hat waterproof?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt has a water-resistant finish, which sheds light rain and spills. It is not a waterproof hat — sustained heavy rain will eventually get through, as it will with any unlined cap.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the pattern argyle or plaid?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eArgyle. Plaid — tartan — is a woven pattern of crossing stripes. Argyle is the knitted diamond design with diagonal overcheck lines that grew out of it, and it's been associated with golf since the 1920s.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow do the vents work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLaser-drilled holes through the fabric, rather than a mesh back panel. 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It absorbs water fast, lifts grit off clubfaces and golf balls, and clips to a bag.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e4 Putt Champion Golf Towel Specs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e16\" x 24\"\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eMicrofiber\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrint\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eNeon 1980s Miami design — palm trees, flamingo, front only\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAttachment\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eCarabiner clip — fits golf bag, push cart or cart rail\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eMachine wash cold, tumble dry low, no fabric softener\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrice\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e$27.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe Data Says Most Golfers Have Earned This Towel\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe joke lands because the numbers back it up. Shot Scope tracking data shows a 25-handicap golfer three-putts roughly every 7.6 holes — at least twice a round — against once every 39 holes for a scratch player. Put another way, a scratch golfer three-putts about 3% of the time and a 25-handicap does it 13% of the time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTotal putts per round barely separate the two groups. Three-putt frequency is what separates them, and it is almost always a distance-control problem rather than a stroke problem: Shot Scope found the average 20-handicapper leaves the first putt nearly nine feet from the hole, and Mark Broadie's data has tour professionals holing under half their putts from that range. If the pros miss more than half from nine feet, a nine-foot second putt is not a putt you want.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe fix is unglamorous. Beyond about sixteen feet, play for speed rather than line and aim to finish inside a two-to-three-foot circle around the hole. Eliminating three-putts alone is worth roughly four shots a round to a 25-handicapper.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUntil then, there is this towel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eNeon Has a Practical Argument\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBright is not just a look. A neon towel clipped to a bag is the one you spot from the next tee when you have walked off and left it on a green, draped over a flag stick, or dropped it beside a cart. Bag towels get abandoned constantly, and a loud one comes home.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe trade-off is honest: light, bright fabric shows grass stain and bunker sand faster than a dark towel does. If you play wet, muddy courses every week, a black towel hides more. If you mostly lose things, take the neon.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEither way it is a proper bag towel underneath the print. At 16\" x 24\" you can fold it over the strap and rotate through four usable faces across 18 holes instead of working one soaked corner from the turn onward.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho It Suits — and Who to Give It To\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWeekend golfers who would rather laugh at the four-putt than pretend it did not happen — and who like a bag that does not look like everyone else's.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAs a gift it is close to risk-free: no sizing, no fitting, no brand loyalty to get wrong, and every golfer uses a bag towel every round. The self-deprecating angle makes it an easier gift than most novelty items, because the joke is aimed at the giver's friend in the way friends actually talk. It works as a tournament prize, a scramble giveaway, a golf-trip gift or a stocking stuffer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eGolf Towel FAQs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat size is this golf towel?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e16\" x 24\", the standard bag-towel size. Folded over a bag strap it gives you four usable faces, which is enough dry surface for a full 18 holes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design printed on both sides?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe neon Miami graphic is on the front. The reverse is the plain towel face, which is the side most people use for the dirty work.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow do I wash a microfiber golf towel?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMachine wash cold and tumble dry low. Skip the fabric softener — it coats the fibres and kills the absorbency that makes the towel work. Wash every few rounds, more often if you play wet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it come with a clip?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. Every Heavy Strokes towel ships with a carabiner clip that attaches to a golf bag, push cart or cart rail.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow many putts per round is normal?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eScratch golfers average around 30–32 putts a round and mid-handicaps around 34–36, with high handicaps often at 38 or more. Par assumes 36. Three-putts, not total putts, are what separate the groups.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eShipping, Returns \u0026amp; Contact\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFree U.S. shipping on orders over $91 — see the \u003ca href=\"\/policies\/shipping-policy\"\u003eshipping policy\u003c\/a\u003e for current delivery windows\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReturns accepted per the \u003ca href=\"\/policies\/refund-policy\"\u003erefund policy\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eQuestions? 720-295-5084 · info@heavystrokes.com\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBrowse the full range of \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-golf-towels\"\u003efunny golf towels\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Heavy Strokes","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47996626927790,"sku":null,"price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0753\/4300\/3822\/files\/4_Putt_Champion_funny_golf_towel_rolled_up_with_carabiner_clip_attached.webp?v=1787217495"},{"product_id":"golfing-under-the-influence-funny-golf-towel","title":"\"Golfing Under the Influence\" Funny Golf Towel","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe \"Golfing Under the Influence\" golf towel is a black 16\" x 24\" microfiber bag towel with a carabiner clip, printed with a yellow caution-sign graphic reading \"Proceed at Your Own Risk.\" The reverse is plain black. 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Water gets pulled in by capillary action rather than soaked up, and split-fibre microfiber typically holds around seven times its dry weight in water.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCotton actually holds more total volume than that — but it holds it slowly, and once saturated it stays saturated. On a golf bag that is the wrong trade. You want a towel that takes water off a grip instantly and gives it back to the air between holes, not one that arrives at the turn as a wet brick.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe second difference matters more on a clubface. Cotton's round fibres push grit across a surface; microfiber's split edges lift it out and hold it. On a wedge that is the difference between a clean groove and a face full of packed dirt that kills spin.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eA Black Towel and a Plain Reverse — Both Deliberate\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLight-coloured bag towels look good for exactly one round. Grass stain, bunker sand and cart-path dust show on them immediately, and no wash cycle fully takes it back out. Black hides all three, which is why it is the default for anyone who actually uses a towel rather than carrying one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe reverse being plain is the more useful design decision. The caution-sign face is what people see clipped to your bag; the plain black side is what you drag across a muddy wedge. Two faces with two jobs means the graphic stays presentable for a season instead of getting worn out by the actual work.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFold it over the strap and you still get four usable surfaces to rotate through across 18 holes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho It Suits — and Who to Give It To\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCart golfers, scramble teams and buddies-trip foursomes — anyone whose round involves a cooler and a group that will read the towel out loud on the first tee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAs a gift it needs no sizing, no fitting and no brand knowledge, and every golfer uses a bag towel every round. It works as a tournament prize, a charity-scramble giveaway, a golf-trip gift or a birthday present for the friend who already owns the equipment he needs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFunny Golf Towel FAQs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat size is this golf towel?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e16\" x 24\", the standard bag-towel size. Folded over a bag strap it gives you four usable faces, which is enough dry surface for a full 18 holes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design printed on both sides?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. The yellow caution-sign graphic is on the front only. The reverse is plain black, which is the side most people use for the dirty work.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes a black golf towel show dirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFar less than a light one. Grass stain, sand and cart-path dust are the three things that mark a bag towel permanently, and black hides all of them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow do I wash a microfiber golf towel?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMachine wash cold and tumble dry low. Skip the fabric softener — it coats the split fibres and kills the capillary action that makes the towel absorbent in the first place. Wash every few rounds, more often if you play wet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it come with a clip?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. Every Heavy Strokes towel ships with a carabiner clip that attaches to a golf bag, push cart or cart rail.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eShipping, Returns \u0026amp; Contact\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFree U.S. shipping on orders over $91 — see the \u003ca href=\"\/policies\/shipping-policy\"\u003eshipping policy\u003c\/a\u003e for current delivery windows\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReturns accepted per the \u003ca href=\"\/policies\/refund-policy\"\u003erefund policy\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eQuestions? 720-295-5084 · info@heavystrokes.com\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBrowse the full range of \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-golf-towels\"\u003efunny golf towels\u003c\/a\u003e, or pair it with the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/damage-control-divot-fixer-golf-divot-tool\"\u003eDamage Control divot tool\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Heavy Strokes","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47996631482542,"sku":null,"price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0753\/4300\/3822\/files\/Golfing_Under_the_Influence_funny_golf_towel_rolled_up_with_carabiner_clip_attached.webp?v=1787216804"},{"product_id":"wipe-my-balls-funny-golf-towel","title":"\"Wipe My Balls\" Golf Towel For Men","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe \"Wipe My Balls\" golf towel is a 16\" x 24\" microfiber bag towel with a carabiner clip, printed with a single bold slogan in minimalist type across the front. 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That is two chances a hole to putt and drive with a clean cover instead of a dirty one, which is exactly what a towel clipped to your bag is for.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMicrofiber matters here more than on a clubface. Cotton pushes wet grit around a dimpled surface; microfiber fibres lift it out of the dimples instead of packing it in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eA Slogan That Reads From the Next Tee\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe print is deliberately plain. Bold type, one line, no illustration — which is why it still reads when the towel is folded over a bag strap and half of it is out of sight.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat is not a small thing on a bag towel. Most novelty towels put a detailed graphic across the full face, and the joke disappears the moment the towel is folded, clipped or damp. A single line of heavy type survives all three.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd underneath the slogan it is an ordinary, well-sized bag towel — 16\" x 24\" gives you enough surface to keep rotating to a dry section through all 18, long after the joke has done its work.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho It Suits — and Who to Give It To\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGolfers who want the reaction on the first tee and a towel that still works on the eighteenth. It is also the most giftable item in the range: no sizing, no fitting, no brand loyalty to get wrong, and every golfer uses a bag towel every single round.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt lands as a gift for a dad or husband who already owns every piece of equipment he needs, a stocking stuffer, a bachelor-party pickup, a scramble prize or a tournament tee gift — the last of which usually gets bought a foursome at a time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eGolf Towel FAQs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat size is this golf towel?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e16\" x 24\", the standard bag-towel size. Folded over a bag strap it gives you four usable faces, which is enough dry surface for a full 18 holes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow do I wash a microfiber golf towel?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMachine wash cold and tumble dry low. Skip the fabric softener — it coats the microfiber fibres and kills the absorbency that makes the towel work. 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Elsewhere it depends on why the ball was lifted, and mud can only be removed mid-fairway if the committee has put a lift-clean-and-place local rule in play.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good gift for a golfer?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt is one of the safer golf gifts — no sizing, no fitting and no brand preference to get wrong — and it works as a stocking stuffer, a tournament prize or a golf-trip gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eShipping, Returns \u0026amp; Contact\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFree U.S. shipping on orders over $91 — see the \u003ca href=\"\/policies\/shipping-policy\"\u003eshipping policy\u003c\/a\u003e for current delivery windows\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReturns accepted per the \u003ca href=\"\/policies\/refund-policy\"\u003erefund policy\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eQuestions? 720-295-5084 · info@heavystrokes.com\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBrowse the full range of \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-golf-towels\"\u003efunny golf towels\u003c\/a\u003e, or pair it with the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/damage-control-divot-fixer-golf-divot-tool\"\u003eDamage Control divot tool\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Heavy Strokes","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47996632301742,"sku":null,"price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0753\/4300\/3822\/files\/Wipe_My_Balls_funny_golf_towel_by_Heavy_Strokes_with_bold_minimalist_text_design.webp?v=1787215032"},{"product_id":"beers-over-birdies-funny-golf-towel","title":"\"Beers Over Birdies\" Funny Golf Towel","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe \"Beers Over Birdies\" golf towel is a 16\" x 24\" microfiber bag towel with a carabiner clip, printed with a retro sunset, palm trees and a beer bottle. 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It pulls water off a wet grip immediately, and its fibres lift grit out of the grooves instead of smearing it across the face. On a wet morning round that is the difference between a clean strike and a flier that comes up twenty yards short.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAt 16\" x 24\" there is enough surface to keep a dry section going for all 18. Fold it over the bag strap and you get four usable faces instead of one soaked rag by the turn.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe carabiner is the part most people underrate. Grommet-and-hook towels work loose on a bumpy cart path and end up on the fairway two holes back. A carabiner clips shut and stays shut — which is why every Heavy Strokes towel ships with one instead of a grommet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThen there is the front of it. The retro sunset print — palm trees, a cold bottle, and a scoring philosophy nobody needs explained — reads clearly from across the tee box, and it lands with the group before you have taken the head cover off. It is still a fully functional bag towel long after the joke has done its work.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWeekend golfers who play for the company as much as the card, and want a bag towel that actually works while it does the talking. It is also one of the safer golf gifts going: no sizing, no fitting and no brand loyalty to get wrong. Popular as a tournament tee gift, a scramble prize, a golf-trip pickup and a Father's Day gift for a golfer who already owns everything.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFrequently asked questions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat size is this golf towel?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e16\" x 24\", the standard bag-towel size. Folded over a bag strap it gives you four usable faces, which is enough dry surface for a full 18 holes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow do I wash a microfiber golf towel?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMachine wash cold and tumble dry low. Skip the fabric softener — it coats the microfiber fibres and kills the absorbency that makes the towel work. Wash every few rounds, more often if you play wet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it come with a clip?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. Every Heavy Strokes towel ships with a carabiner clip that attaches to a golf bag, push cart or cart rail. A carabiner stays shut on a bumpy cart path, which a grommet-and-hook towel often does not.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good gift for a golfer?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt is one of the safer golf gifts — no sizing, no fitting and no brand preference to get wrong — and every golfer uses a bag towel every single round. 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The instinct is to slide the tool underneath and lift — which tears the roots and leaves a brown scar that sits on the green for weeks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe USGA's guidance is the opposite motion: insert the tool at the edge of the mark, push the surrounding turf gently inward toward the centre, work around the mark from all sides without lifting or twisting, then tamp the surface smooth with the sole of your putter. Research at Kansas State University found that incorrectly repaired ball marks take up to twice as long to heal as properly repaired ones — repairing a mark badly can do more damage than leaving it alone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA spring-loaded fork helps because you are pushing with a rigid tool rather than levering with a flexible one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy the Switchblade Action Matters\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe switchblade is the part you notice every round. Most divot tools ride in a pocket prongs-out, which is how they end up snagging linings and jabbing a thigh on the cart. This one folds flat and opens with a button.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe marker is magnetic and seats into the handle, so it travels as one object instead of two. Lift it off to mark your ball, press it back when you walk off. Nothing to lose in the bottom of a bag.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll-metal construction matters at this price point. Plastic-bodied tools flex under the inward push the USGA method requires, which is precisely when you need the tool to stay rigid.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWho It Suits — and Who to Give It To\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAny golfer who plays greens in decent condition and would rather leave them that way. Rule 13.1c allows you to repair damage on the putting green before or after putting, without penalty — and most players who don't were simply never shown how.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt also works as a sub-$20 gift that needs no sizing and no brand knowledge. It arrives in a Heavy Strokes gift box, so it does not need wrapping to look like a present — which is why it works as a tee gift, a scramble prize or a charity-tournament giveaway, where it usually gets bought a foursome at a time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eGolf Divot Tool FAQs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is the difference between a divot tool and a ball mark repair tool?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIn practice, nothing — most golfers call both a divot tool. Strictly, a divot is the turf taken on a fairway or tee shot, and the dent your ball leaves on the green is a pitch mark or ball mark. This tool repairs ball marks on the green.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow do you actually repair a ball mark?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eInsert the fork at the edge of the mark, angled slightly inward, and push the turf gently toward the centre. Work around the mark repeating that, then tap the surface flat with the sole of your putter. Never lever up from underneath — that tears the roots and leaves a scar that takes weeks to grow out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAre you allowed to repair ball marks during a round?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. Rule 13.1c permits repairing damage on the putting green, including ball marks, and you can do it before or after putting without penalty.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the ball marker come off?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. 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